Sunday School Picnic Set List

About 100 years ago I was playing in a band that was supposed to play at an Oktoberfest. Due to inclement weather we could not play in the outdoor location desired and were given a chance to play in the big tent. Because of some most of the song content and planned decibel level we gracefully declined.

In honor of that missed opportunity I have come up with a set list approved for little Sunday School kiddies, their uptight moms and closed minded fathers.

1. Too Drunk to F**K, by The Dead Kennedys, I played this song in a punk band "The Yungsters"
2. Detachable Penis, King Missile, A new Christmas favorite of mine.
3. C**K in my Pocket. Iggy Pop, this was one of the songs that kept us out of the Oktoberfest Tent.
4. Dance MotherF**Ker Dance, Violent Femmes, they played on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, but neither of these songs.
5. Add It Up, Violent Femmes (take my word on it)
6. Closer, Nine Inch Nails
7. Blurred Lines, Robin Thicke jr., Pharrell Williams, more for the video rather than the lyrics, but the content is controversial anyway. I just like the bass line and rarely pay attention to lyrics anyway.
8. I Love the Dead, Alice Cooper, no rude words, just rude implications
9. Big Balls, AC/DC. Come on now is balls really a bad word. Should they have said Big Fêtes.

P.S. NSFW*
* Not Safe For Work